Obsessed about rubgy? Nous?

Yesterday morning, I checked the Dominion Post, and the top stories of most importance to people were:


And then I glanced at the top viewed:


Nine out of ten stories! (Would have been all ten, I'm sure, if not for the cleavage...)

And then, to continue the only topic ever allowed to be discussed, there's this (which is, at least, funny), this (which is pushing it) and this (which is simply going too far).

At the least, this should be the end of it for a while... ha!

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