Wednesday 28 March 2007

The cutest bug of all

We all know of those wee toys that move when there's music playing, but the next step allows for infiltration and surveillance that we all know the government is after. Introducing Keepon, the overly cute tellow bopping machine that finds the beat and grooves to it. And not just music, it can also move to visual cues!

How? Ah, there's the secret. "It has four degrees of freedom, a soft rubber skin, two cameras in its eyes, and a microphone in its nose."

They're not even trying to hide it anymore! You just know that behind those cameras and microphone there's a little transmitter that sends all your movements (in whatever form) to the Men and Women in Black. And because it's so cute, all the kids have to have one, and then the invasion of invasion can begin.

Just check out this video of one in action and see the downfall of society that awaits...



(Bop of the Bot to Rebecca for alerting us to this menace.)

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