New Zealand under attack!

So much for the friendly skies! Coming into Auckland airport, an airbus had a near miss with an object. Clearly someone didn't want it to reach land. Initial reports were that it was a piece of space junk from a Russian satellite. Really? What are the Russians trying to hide?

But wait, this is before the spin was set in. Looking at the "Updated Report", we see that the object is now being called a meteor. And this is from the United States. Hmm... what are the US doing trying to cover up a Russian attack? Clearly this is going far and wide with international repercussions!

Moreover, they can get to our own paper sources, burying the original article so that people only see the cover up meteor story. Well, we're onto you! Remember what they say: keep watching the skies!