Monday 1 December 2008

Terrible, terrible joke

This is something you can do next time someone does something you don't like around you. Set it up by saying:

"You remind me of my friend Richard."

Wait for a response, hopefully along the lines of "why's that?" to which you then reply:

"He's a dick, too."

Glares and/or groans will inevitably follow.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a hilarious joke!

I'm sure if I was named Richard I wouldn't possibly think of commenting here on your blog under the anonymous identity.

Jamas Enright said...

If only I knew a Richard that called (fictional) people 'dicks' I might have had some inspiration to blame, but as it is...