Tuesday, 11 February 2025

Nosfaeratau

This is the 2024 remake, and if it is a faithful remake... yeah, I just watched Dracula again.

Blah blach not Harker goes to not Dracula and sells him a place in England yadda yadda not Mina is entranced with not Dracula skibibi toilet not Van Helsing is on board to explain everything and cause some kind of ending.

No wonder copyright law was all over this back in the day. It's such a rip off you would think it was originally a Kylo/Ren fanfic! I will allow that the performances are good, Nicholas Hault is fine, Willem Defoe is having fun, Bill Skarsgaard is creepy, and Lily-Rose Depp is... on screen. Women don't fare well in Dracula stories, and she isn't exactly playing up a strong woman stereotype, and I just couldn't care when she was on screen.

All I can say now that this is at least a movie I've now seen.

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