Jisatsu Sakuru

It's a movie with a rather troubling title, let's see if I can avoid it.

It starts with a group of girls throwing themselves in front of a train, and others also jump to their deaths elsewhere. The police are baffled, is this murder or not? At some locations are stitched together strips of skin, from their bodies. One internet sleuth thinks she is on to someone, but is captured by someone who claims to be the leader (but isn't really). It is slowly revealed that there is a lot of philosophy going on. "What is your connection to your wife? What is your connection to yourself? Does the connection remain even if you die?"

It's a really weird movie. I saw it years ago, and... it's still just as weird. The whole bowling alley scene (the chap who claims he is the leader) could easily be removed. What is really going on is... it's not supernatural or anything. It is sort of philosophy. There's also a singing troupe that seem to be involved, and at the end of the movie it just seems to be over and they move on?

Is there a "vibes" movie where you just experience something weird without knowing what the hell is going on?

Just imagine if there was a sequel to this. (There is!)

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Uncanny JuRei

Are you ready for some random spookums?

Each chapter, which is only a few minutes long, sees someone, usually a school girl, dying to some spirit of a friend. Which we then see said friend dyng to some other spirit as we go back in chapters and time as the movie goes on. Eventually we get to the original cause... which was some other random spirit killing someone.

This is very much in the Curse genre of "if you encounter something bad, it will spread to all around you." (And speaking of Curse, they start at a movie of Cursed Video, which is another movie of this director.)

This is just, as said, random spookums. Hear a strange noise? Maybe see a dark figure? Often then a white faced ghost gets in your face, and boom, you are dead, on to next chapter. Does a decent job of building up the atmosphere, but yes, it is very repetitive, and doesn't really build to anything of an explanation that isn't just "it continues".

Fine, but definitely seen better.

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Impoosible Defence

The other 2017 movie of note, a Japanese non-slasher flick!

People die in nasty ways, wasps, poison, stabbing... but there are no wasps, poison or stabbers! Instead, if you want someone to die, to contact a man who stares at the person and then they die. It's the power of suggestion, but Inspecter Tada is immune to his ability, but refuses to stoop to murder herself. But as killing abounds, can she stick to her principles or let more people die?

This movie sets out the killer straight away, and the method not that long after, so it becomes a test to see how quickly the police can act. Although it does get a little (unintentionally) silly when the killer just turns up and says "hey, I killed them" and nothing happens (because of a little thing called proof). And there is also ironic deaths that lead to more ironic deaths.

The main special effect is the red eye and then CGI style screen effects, otherwise there is decent action as the deaths play out and chasing is abound. This is based on the manga, which no doubt had a lot of easier time representing visual weirdness. I nearly want to check that out, but doubt I'll track it down.

Not terrible, but Inspector Tada just keeps letting the killer go too much.

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Dunedkirk

Finally got around to watching that Nolan war movie.

I'm gonna admit I couldn't tell various people apart. At best I got the Mole plot, the Boat plot and the Air plot, but if we saw different people during those plots, I wouldn't be able to point to whomst was whomst. But in the Mole plot (they make a point of calling it a Mole, so I will to), we got some soldiers just trying to survive and evacuate, and some do. On the Boat plot, we get some people trying to help soldiers, and some survive to do so. And in the Air plot, pilots try to stop the enemy fighters, and some do.

This is both a positive movie of "hey, some people survived!" but also realistic in "not everyone did". Much is made of the time side of things, but I didn't really feel it. Not that I would expect aircraft to be in the air for several nights (which we got in the mole plot), but there's plenty of continuity of action that makes it feel like it is all happening at once, and I have no innate sense of how far away or big Dunkirk is to think "they did that quick/slow/on time".

There are some actors I recognise, and plenty I would have no idea about short of browsing the IMDB page. Everyone does a fine performance, as far as I can see, but this does remind me of a twist I'd like to do to a war movie, that I've probably mentioned before. Gender-flip the actors. Not the characters, they stay as they are, but the actors. I'm sure that is meaningful of something.

I thought this was three hours before I saw it, and it was far more watchable that I was thinking. Finally ticked it off the "oh yeah, I guess I'll see it some time" list.

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Craved The Slit Mouthed Woman

Well, I guess they can't all be excellent pieces...

I'm sure I've heard of this Japanese urban legend before, but this one in particular is a disfigured woman turns up, asks "Am I pretty?" then I'm fairly sure whatever you answer you are in trouble. Although no-one gets around to answering her, she just turns up and then there is the encounter. Her basic method is to kidnap children, and I think disfigure them (the movie doesn't exactly focus on it), but what we also find out is that... she's actually a spirit that possesses women and transform them, and it's tied into mothers hurting their children is linked to her.

Oh yeah, this movie features a lot of mothers slapping children, so warning for that. (Nothing overly graphic, just her slit mouth is the worst we see, otherwise bruising etc on the kids.)

Anyway, one teacher is looking for a kidnapped kid because she hit her own daugher and the daugther wants nothing to do with her (yeah, there's problematic connections there). But there is also another teacher whose mother is the actual Slit-Mouthed Woman (or the original possessed woman), which has a whole slew of other problematic components.

This is fine... nothing too amazing happens plotwise. At around half way through the movie, the main protagonists suddenly go "oh, she lives there" and so go there. Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience. Otherwise, there is a lot of standing around and... brown. This whole movie is saturated in brown. Maybe it was a bad copy I got, but it was just very blah to look at.

I've got others of his, so hopefully better to come. I just wish there was an easy way to watch all these J-horror movies I'm hearing about.

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Noroi

I don't care how elitist it might sound, J-Horror is so much better than other horror!

This is one of them found footage documentaries, only I like this one. Kobayashi is looking into a report of a strange neighbour and soon finds himself helping a local actress and a "super psychic", trying to find a child. He tracks back to a village now under water that used to perform a ritual that appeased a demon. Which they aren't doing any more. And it seems like that demon is rather pissed.

This is from back in 2001, so video tapes galore. And the effects aren't huge. But what we have is atmosphere, and that's what I love about J-Horror. Just atmosphere building up and dripping everywhere. This immediately grabbed me and although the above summary seems rather all over the place, this is well paced and keeps you engaged. I was reminded of Ju-on, where something supernatural is going on and it infects people nearby no matter what.

I'm not going to embarass myself by saying I know who the actors are, but the main leads work really well. I guess I now see to see other movies by the director Kôji Shiraishi.

Full thumbs up.

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Harvay

Jimmothy Stewart? Quite the draw for a movie.

Elwood P. Dowd is a pleasent chap, if a bit odd. He has a friend in Harvey, a six foot rabbit. Life is pleasent for him. Life is rather more unpleasent for others who have to deal with Elwood and Harvey. To the extent of having Elwood committed to a sanitarium... but Harvey is a mischevious sort and so there is lots of shenannigans and escapades and people rushing about and... and finding themselves having a charming time.

This movie annoyed me for quite a while, with everything going well for Elwood and not for others, that sort of thing is just irritating. However, once you get into the groove that the movie is trying for making life better for everyone, I calmed down and got into it.

This was a play, and I can see that. Aside from Harvey, it's just people talking about things, just missing others as they pop on and off stage, no special effects needed.

If you can jive with it, it'll work, but it might be work to work...

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