Bootopia too

It's that movie where the bad fox because a good fox... no, the other one.

Judy and... fox... (already forgot his name) are trying really hard, and go from screwing up a case to getting framed as the bad guys in another crime, involving a snake, because reptiles are now a thing this movie. They chase the plot around for a while, giving only a nodding pretense towards a character arc, and then get to the big set piece at the end of the movie.

What a pointless movie. Now, there is no doubt many people who love this, and it's a big thing for the furries and the scalies and... but for me, this is a big nothing burger. Nothing of note happens, the jokes are are flat, and there's no tension anywhere.

The voices are all fine, although Ke Huy Quan doesn't get that much to do given that he is now a thing. I'm sure there are many cameos of note, but aside from Danny Trejo, I didn't hear anyone.

There is likely going to be a third movie, and I'll get around to watching it... with the same enthusiasm as I saw this.

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Benny Hilly Coppy 2

Hey, I forgot I was watching these. Let's get number 2 done!

Bogomil is investigating a case, but gets shot at. This bring Foley back to Beverly Hills to team up once again with Taggart and Rosewood. Foley once again bluffs his way into a house, into various clubs, and through most of the movie. Taggart and Rosewood tag along, and happen to be there when big events happen, until they all accidentally manage to solve the crime no-one wanted them on.

Rosewood... is a terrible cop. Like, none of them are good, Foley breaks the law all the time, Taggart doesn't give a damn, but Rosewood has a gun collection most 2nd Amendment freaks would be proud of, and his incompetence actively allows criminals to get away. Now this is part comedy, but when you are siding with the hard-ass chief, you know you screwed the character up.

We get a lot of returning cast (I assume, I can't remember who was in the first one), although we do also get "the chief turned over a lot of the department" to explain why, other than the main three, none of the other police officers we might know of are around. And there are some notable names joining them, with Jürgen Prochnow being menacing, Dean Stockwell badly sporting a mustache, Gilbert Godfried cameoing, and Brigitte Nielsen not singing.

This is a very light movie, with japes and goofs galore and no-one taking anything seriously, including the bad guys. As a sequel, this doesn't feel like it needed to be made beyond "hey, those guys had fun making the first one, let's get them back together!"

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Exunt 8

Not the game, which I played, but the movie.

The Lost Man gets off a train and tries to get out from the Japanese train station... only he keeps encountering the same corridor. However this is a metaphor for how confused he is over hearing his girlfriend/wife is pregnant. There is a Walking Man, a School Girl, and a Boy... and while there are a lot of anomalies, the Boy ends up being a bit of a cheat code.

Did this need to be a movie? Probably not. The game was decent enough, I played it, had to get some help for some of the subtler anomalies... but as a narrative experience? This movie played the corridor as basically a form of purgatory where people get trapped (see the man and his pregnancy consideration), and so they have to go through the corridor many times.

Most of the anomalies are from the game, and if you know the game, you can definitely spot them, although the movie choses not very subtle ones, and the people hit a lot more anomalies than in the game. Although the movie does give a good demonstration about how paranoid people get about taking note of every possible thing.

There is some camera trickery to get around the repeating set, but I think they did two full corridors and worked around that. The Walking Man looks a damn lot like his game self. The main protagonist is fine, but his arc is kind of basic.

This is fine, nothing amazing. It cashes in on the game popularity well, but will they do the train game next? We'll see.

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Gerry Majuire

Rounding off the recommendations by Cruising with Tom.

Jerry is a sports agent to decides to go alone gets fired. He's able to do things his own way, but it's a big task.

Renee Zellweger is cute as ever, Cuba Gooding Jnr is definitely better in this than about nearly everyone else... but the problem is is that Tom Cruise is completely unlikeable, as himself, as Jerry. I just don't care that he's fallen, that he's picking himself up, that we are supposed to be interested in any way in his story.

This might contain some big meme moments, but that doesn't make this a good movie.

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The Piany

Okay, another recommendation, and a New Zealand one!

Ada McGrath and daughter comes to New Zealand as a mail order bride (as was the style at the time), however her would be husband doesn't care for her piano skills, although that is the only was she has of expressing herself. George Baines does show interested in her and her skills, and her playing the piano makes her horny and so she gives into Baines' desires. Oops, and as it turns out the would be husband is a mess ("you make me hurt you"), so, frankly, sod him.

Okay, this is a decent picture, Holly Hunter gives a good performance, Sam Neill does his job well, and even Anna Paquin is quite good. Harvey Keitel isn't believable as whatever character he was playing, and I didn't really want to see him (or Holly Hunter) naked.

Better people than me can tell you what the piano is a metaphor for, but damn, can Holly Hunter play it well! So hat off to Jane Campion but to be honest...

This movie isn't really one for me.

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My Vousin Cinny

For this last group of movies, I got other people to recommend me some options. First up this Joe Pesci special.

Two youths get themselves in trouble down in Alabamy when they confess to a crime, but not the one the sheriff is interested in. Eventually claiming innocent, they get a cousin who is a big city lawyer... who has never actually tried a case before. Fortunately, he has a financee who is much classier than him.

Yeah, no, this was great! I've heard about this, but this is indeed my first time, and it charmed the socks off of me. Joe Pesci is great, not too smarmy (as his character could be), but more realistic of his abilities. Marisa Tomei puts on an outrageous accent, but is the best character in the movie. The Southerners don't come off that well, but are still treated authentically all around.

But as to the realism of the case... judge, I would like to call in an expert witness:

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The Orrivol

This came out at the exact same time as Independence Day, but I think this is the better movie.

Hotting up events are happening over the planet, and at the same time Zane hears a signal from a far away star. And then tracks it to an earth event in Mexico. Heading down there, he bumps into Ilana, who is casually killed off. He also finds aliens under the earth, and manages to run away. In the big climatic end scene, will they use a radio dish??

Charlie Sheen is Zane, a paranoid scientist who sweats a lot. Lindsay Crouse is Ilana, a weather scientist that unfortunately gets into zoology. Ron Silver is the creepy guys. And Leon Rippy plays one of the best evil bad guy minions seen on the screen.

This isn't the only movie where aliens help speed up global warning, but it is a great one that doesn't bother getting a big action star. Ilana gets killed off halfway through the movie, and Zane's big thing is being able to push buttons.

There is a neat effect of the rotating globe that looked a lot better in the 90s, but the alien design is kept simple and the big thing is backwards folding knees. Suddenly seeing a character bend their knees the other way is a great moment of "wah".

(There was also a sequel, but we don't need to talk about that.)

So that's was some of the 90s movies I remember. What else is there?

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