Bad Santa

This was bound to happen sooner or later. PC'ism comes to Santa Claus, and there's no touching allowed.

Yes, there are probably some dodgy people who want to be Santa, and it looks like the school caught one, but this doesn't mean that all men are evil. (Actually, this reminds me of the airplane fiasco earlier in the year when men were not allowed to sit beside unaccompanied children... although I'm not sure if that was beneficial or not... perhaps the men should be made to sit in front of the child? That'll learn 'em.)

But no male teachers, Santa's a no-go zone... when do we stop men working in any children's store? Or stop men from being presenters on children's tv shows?? How about no men even writing children's books???

After all, there are no women child-molesters... right?