Basically... a total waste of a movie.
Hey, what if Gru has to pretend to be a normal person, wouldn't that be funny? How about Lucy (I had to look her name up, 'cos I didn't remember it) had to be a normal person, wouldn't that be funny? What if the minions were super-beings, I bet that is a great source of comedy! Oh, and give Gru a kid! Everyone loves it when Gru has a baby to deal with. And a random heist scene with a random person. And a bad guy to randomly cut to for a while before defeating... Yeah, that's a movie!
This is just a random collection of scenes they put together to... fill a 90 minute runtime? I guess? It is not good, it has no cohesion, just random nothingness. Will Farrell is wasted. Stephen Colbert is barely a cameo. Joey King is in this and that might mean more if I could remember what else she's done. But, hey, John DiMaggio for a few seconds!
Could you tell I didn't like this movie? It probably made lots of money, and there will be billions more, and minions and everything (they attempted to do the minions again with cockroaches, but fortunately they put as much time into that concept as they did the rest of the movie, i.e. sod all)... but this isn't something anyone should bother with.
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